steal your fries

Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone

Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries

by Lani_love25 May 13, 2018

at least the fries were good

when a situation or experience is terrible, but you sarcastically acknowledge the silver lining

“Hey Scott, how was the movie?” “at least the fries were good.”

“Judy! how was your date?” “at least the fries were good”

by Letty O’toole June 7, 2018

Same day fries

When u get fries eat some, then take the rest home, and eat the rest in the same day.

*eating fries you got a few hours ago* SAME DAY FRIES

by FrenchFriesMoco June 16, 2018

Box of Fries

Another term for a blowjob.

Back in my day, a box of fries could get you A LOT.

by EkkolocaJhin June 26, 2018

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020