joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.

Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.

by Joe Himself June 2, 2011

Flakey McSnakey

n- alt of Bloaf.
Vain bum-bandit, who has a flakey bell.
orig.- Vicky- F-S's ex.

1. Its flakey snake, (peel,peel,flake,flake)
He's a real flakey snake.
2. i)Well at least he isn't Welsh
ii)And at least he doesn't flake
3. Is that a blizzard? -no its Flakey McSnakey

by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

floam

A type of messy, airy turd that is kind of foamy...not quite solid, not quite diarrhea.

"I don't know what I ate last night, but I have floam, really bad!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

Flaky

A person who comes late all the time. Adds excuses just to add more time.

Shahab said to get to get ready for the beach at 12. Later on he said let him take a shower at 12. When he got out of shower it was 1. The group was excited, only to have him say he needs to charge his phone to 100. Making the group wait another hour. Thus the group called him flaky.

by Thebudman008 July 10, 2017

Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.

"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."

by cronkman_69 March 6, 2009

Craigslist Flake

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.

The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.

by JoJo2 November 9, 2008

flaky pancake

The sexual act of defacating in a girls mouth, then vigorously skull fucking her. After ejaculating in her mouth aswell, the inside of her mouth should resemble a flaky pancake.

This morning Josh gave me a flaky pancake. It was the best breakfast I've ever had!

by cosbysweater12 December 1, 2010