Flicking

The act of 'flicking' through television programs each time an ad break comes on. By doing so, the viewer watches roughly 5 minutes of several crap shows and forgets what they were watching in the first place.

John: Hey Pete, did ya catch what happened in the final Lost episode last night?

Pete: NO, i ended up flicking through the ads and missed it for another repeated episode of Scrubs.

by house on rock March 30, 2011

flick file

certain memories or images you retain for later sexual enjoyment; the female equivalent of a spank bank.

"I'll be spending the night alone, looks like I'm gonna have to open up the flick file."

by SaraAnna January 11, 2009

Flaccid Wang

When your penis is soft, or you do not have an erection.

"Oh my god, his dick was so soft, but it was the biggest flaccid wang I have ever seen!"

by bungmaster69 May 31, 2015

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

Flicking The Old Bean

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

by jRiddle December 21, 2019

Flaccid

Floppy, or limp. like an old lettuce leaf.

Crikey Charley! That lettuce is as flaccid as your ex-boyfriend!

by LukeWw July 12, 2022