crisco fisting

A hand job or masturbating.

After I saw her bodacious tits I went home and started Crisco fisting myself I masturbated untill my arm was sore not to mention my dick.

by Chicagodave May 1, 2015

terror fishing

Terrorists search internet sites like Twitter and Facebook for individuals who are angry and dissatisfied with their lives. They reach out and try to convince them to commit terrorist acts. terrorist, jihad, radicalism, Facebook, Twitter, internet, war on terror, FBI, ATF, police, hostage, victims, active shooter, perpetrator, suspect, shooter, bomb, explosion

Someone friended me on Facebook and started talking about how America was evil and I should disrupt the system. I think it was some lunatic terror fishing.

by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016

coral fishing

Receiving a blow job after having previously masturbated and leaving the semen on the pubic hair to make it crusty like coral

My girlfriend wanted to go fishing, so I suggested coral fishing.

by SubtleB May 12, 2016

Backyard fishing

Attaching a string to a butt plug and then sticking it in the butt, then fishing for sh*t. Pull the plug out and eat it

Bro Jessica and Emily were backyard fishing at the party last night!

by Galaxy_27 June 28, 2016

Ogre fisting

A ogre fisting is when you have a sleepover with a friend and u fist them hard while roaring and stroking there cock or pussy in a vigorous motion .

My friend James gave me so unexpected ogre fisting which I didn't mind

by Mcdongslayer July 14, 2016

shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"

My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.

by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017