fiddlefuck

A rapid succession of miscommunications between any number of people occupying the same physical space.

All right, this is a fiddlefuck of a conversation.

by kyleglenn October 14, 2011

Oklahoma Fiddler

Oklahoma is shaped as a short penis with a huge ball sack to go with it.
A Fiddler is one who usually plays flute-like objects. To fiddle, one must place the hand around the flute.

That being said, an Oklahoma Fiddler is one who places the hand around the flute that is shaped like Oklahoma a.k.a handjob giver.

Mark- Yo Steve, how far will Mary go?
Steve- Oh that bitch! I used to dip in that coffee if you know what I mean. She'll go pretty far, a definite Oklahoma Fiddler.
Mark- SWEET!

by Nick S. May 13, 2005

FIDDLEY FLOP

TO FLAIL ONES GENITALIA FAGGISHLY WHILE PLAYING THE FIDDLE, WHILE HAVING A GAY OLD TIME.

JIM-BOB WAS SMOKING SOME POLE AND BEING FIDDLEY FLOP AT THE FAMILY REUNION.

by QUEER BAIT 669 December 19, 2011

Fiddle Faddle

tickling with one crooked finger

"stop that fiddle faddle between my breasts, andrew"

by faddled November 24, 2009

Fiddle

A strange beast who's name is often used to scare young children.
This creature is known to urinate anywhere and anywhere without prejudice.
Has mother issues and can often pass out without warning.

"Stop that or the Fiddle will get you"

"pffft, he drinks like a Fiddle"

by Harry Shingles April 18, 2008

fiddledick

Drilling a series of holes in your penis in order to play the fiddle with it

I was so bored yesterday and i carved me up a fiddledick with my pocketknife

by Digging8inchesdeep December 7, 2006

fiddlesticks

Although normally used to replace certain swear words in negative exclamation, this word can also be used as part of a rating system for judging attractiveness of the opposite sex. It's used when the person is extremely attractive, and it's helpful in conversation because no one will know what the heck you're talking about.

Guy 1: That girl is fiddlesticks!

Guy 2: Definitely.

by "Moose" April 16, 2009