flesh falchion

A penis. The male sex organ. Refers to a large type of sword weilded by great warriors.

The warrior conquered her with his flesh falchion and made her eat a brownie

by Anonymous November 28, 2002

fetch

Used way before the movie Mean Girls ever came out. It was known as a substitute for the F*** word.

"Fetch, I slammed my finger in the door!"

"OWW! I fetching just burnt myslef."

"Fetch, I'm gonna be late!"

by boshow April 2, 2007

Feech

a common swear in ewok language which is similar to darn or shoot

feech gurl, your ass is ugly as a rancor; or

guy: feech you bitch!
girl: beecha wawa

by d72 January 9, 2010

Fench

Fench : paradoxical act of aggression - as a fench is entirely unprovoked, any retribution won't serve as due revenge, because the revenge was provoked by the fench. No prior warning can be given to the victim, and a fench cannot be used as a threat, becase these both imply provocation of some sort - a fench must be an act of wanton, spontaneous violence.

In other words, an act of aggression so successful that full revenge is impossible.

Can be used in various forms to describe the act of aggression (usually resulting in comic humiliation of the victim), the aggressor and the victim, ie:

1. "I've just witnessed a particularly amusing fench"
2. "I've just been fenched"
3. "You're worse than a bastard - you're a fencher!"

by ekul August 10, 2004

feltch

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.

why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass

by soup bone September 21, 2013

fetch

british slang for cool and hip.

Her shoes are so fetch.

by Marina Smith November 13, 2007

felchin

during the act of gay sexual inetercourse,a piece of bacon is placed down ones throat to aid the tightening of the anal sphincter, thus an overall more intense orgasm is achieved.

as above.

by sex feind May 26, 2003