fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

by billebllunt May 9, 2014

Fecal funny gas

A person who opens a persons anus and waits for a fart to inhale it

Man I can go for some fecal funny gas

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

Feckin

When you want to type "fucking" with an Irish accent.

Joe: I'm so feckin tired of Trump
Bernie: Calm down Joe.

by Theworst41968 June 20, 2021

fecalnecophiliac

Someone who stimulates him/herself by having sexual feeling/thoughts or acts with dead shit

Oh my god chris your such a fecalnecophiliac....

by phillipWWWWWW November 3, 2006

fecal feast

to eat shit, tell someone to eat shit

Phil told his boss to have a fecal feast.

by pappapitt December 25, 2006

feck

a kinder, gentler way of saying "FUCK"

1. you got a new car? well FECK ME!!
2. FECK this class gosh darnit

by Anonymous May 28, 2002

Fecker

A lover or friend. Originating from the use of the word "Feck," meaning love.

I feck you so much! (I love you so much!)

I SO feck that shirt! (I love that shirt)

Hey Fecker, whats up? (Hey Buddy, whats up?)

**Simply substitute the word love, with "feck"**

by Miz Lincoln August 26, 2005