deep fried memes

The visual equivalent of ear rape.

Person 1: Hey check out this meme *shows phone*
Person 2: Why's it so distorted?
Person 1: You've never seen deep fried memes before? What a normie.

by Reggie the edgy veggie June 3, 2018

Friendly Mushroom

Noun, hallucinations caused by drinking mysterious cactus juice.
Origin: Avatar; the Last Airbender

"FRIEINDLY MUSHROOM!!! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! Mooshy giant FREIIIND!!"

by Hrath and Sky March 30, 2009

Drop some friends off at the pool

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.

Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy January 13, 2009

Weed Only Friend

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.

You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.

by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009

Kissing the Fridge

When a girl primarily smooches on food from the fridge instead of her boyfriends mouth or other erogenous zones.

Boy I ain't gonna kiss your dirty ass. 'I'm making out with this piece of fudge and strawberry! I'm kissing the fridge man..'

by De'Forchaser Smortlekoff April 17, 2011

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries

A saying notifying carelessness or heedless feelings. Coined by Regina George, a fictional character from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls.

"Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: *Confused look* Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. "

by Tharow May 1, 2010

Best friend

A best friend is someone you can trust with anything who cares deeply for you and wouldn't let anyone hurt you or be by your side when someone does they will not leave you when you are going through a tough time and they know when something is wrong with you even when you are trying your best to hide it. They are often the voice of reason when you are being a dick and they are very honest with you unless they know not to be and hold back there opinion for your sake. They are often crazy and the only person you can be a total and utter freak with and be comfortable about it. They are your substitute soul mate.

Best friend: hey, how are you

Me: I'm great I couldn't be better
Best friend: no, there's something wrong with you don't try and hide it.
Me: OMG how can you tell

by wisegirl95 May 2, 2014