Air Force Juans

Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.

"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"

- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."

by The.Dman March 18, 2011

Fantasy Mission Force

1. The greatest movie ever made, featuring Jackie Chan. The movie includes commandos, zombies, and Japanese Nazis riding muscle cars to say the least.

2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

John: Did you guys see Fantasy Mission Force?
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!

55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!

by Jackie-Chan August 6, 2009

Marine Force Recon

Marine Force Recon
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world

2) Chuck Norris in miniature

You can run, you can hide, but Marine Force Recon will find you anyways and kick your filthy ass across the globe

Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...

by Sheepe January 30, 2008

aqua teen hunger force rule

Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.

"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."

by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006

millenium force

the BEST rollercoaster ever built....at the greatest park....Cedar Point~America's Roller Coast

Me and Jordy waited forever to get on that ride. MF is da shizzle

by Dave May 8, 2004

foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.

I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.

Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.

by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008