fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.

"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"

by Mark Tang June 12, 2008

fetus wentz

The pre-birth slang term for the thing growing inside Ashlee Simpson/Wentz. Often used (and parodied) by fobr boardies.

I wonder when Fetus Wentz will actually get BORN.

by F Wentz March 18, 2009

fetus flaps

another word for neden.. or for the non juggalos its the v.a.g.i.n.a.

you could see the womans fetus flaps through her pants

by Mike Monoxide March 22, 2009

fetus omlet

a deliciouse omlet, normally including eggs and bacon.

mlee- im gonna go make a fetus omlet

kady-mmmm sounds delicious...

by mleekd June 3, 2009

fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.

He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!

by No Standards July 24, 2009

femster

a male hetero or homosexual who is characteristically effeminate in his grooming, fashion, gesture or temperament, generally suspected of being gay but indisputably male.

metrosexual

Singer David Bowie was a rock star femster.

Actor Ashton Kutcher is a modern day femster.

by Oxenhandler February 7, 2010

fetus pusher

n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.

Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.

by Harriet23 March 17, 2011