A government organization dedicated to censorship. Right-wingers are stereotyped as loving the FCC, while left-wingers hate it.
"Aw shit! God damn! Aw shit! Ah fuck! Ah fucking shit fuck shit fuck! Stick that up your ass, FCC! " -Billie Joe Armstrong
by some freak April 9, 2005
Get the fcc mug."Now the FCC wont let-me-be,
Or let me-be-me so let-me-see,
They try to shut me down on M-T-V,
But it feels so em-pty without me"
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Or let me-be-me so let-me-see,
They try to shut me down on M-T-V,
But it feels so em-pty without me"
Ba naa naa na na...
by 5pencer December 12, 2006
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by DirkD January 24, 2007
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Although anyone by the name of Charles/Charlie can casually assume the title of FCC, there will always only be one true FCC.
To be deemed the FCC, you must:
1) Always be on yattie (girl, biddie) patrol
2) GET BIG on a regular basis
3) Shout obscenities when it is inconvenient to do so
4) Master the art of the bro
5) Master the art of extreme sarcasm
Although anyone by the name of Charles/Charlie can casually assume the title of FCC, there will always only be one true FCC.
To be deemed the FCC, you must:
1) Always be on yattie (girl, biddie) patrol
2) GET BIG on a regular basis
3) Shout obscenities when it is inconvenient to do so
4) Master the art of the bro
5) Master the art of extreme sarcasm
Guy 1: You going to the baseball game?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I have a lot of work to d-
FCC: BASEBALL GAME AT THREE THIRTY ON THE LOWER FIELD GET BIG BOYS WE OUT YATTIE PATROL ALL WEEKEND TO THE 'SHIP, REALTER. DONEZO.
Guy 1: Who the fuck was that?
College Interviewer: So ______, what would your ideal school look like?
FCC: CAUSE IT REEEEEALLY WOULDN'T HAVE ACADEMICS AND THE GIRLS WOULD BE REEEEALLY UGLY AND I'D HAVE 0 FRIENDS, AND WE WOULDN'T DO IT LIVE EVERY DAY IF THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
College Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
FCC: I'm looking for a school with a good sports management program.
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I have a lot of work to d-
FCC: BASEBALL GAME AT THREE THIRTY ON THE LOWER FIELD GET BIG BOYS WE OUT YATTIE PATROL ALL WEEKEND TO THE 'SHIP, REALTER. DONEZO.
Guy 1: Who the fuck was that?
College Interviewer: So ______, what would your ideal school look like?
FCC: CAUSE IT REEEEEALLY WOULDN'T HAVE ACADEMICS AND THE GIRLS WOULD BE REEEEALLY UGLY AND I'D HAVE 0 FRIENDS, AND WE WOULDN'T DO IT LIVE EVERY DAY IF THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
College Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
FCC: I'm looking for a school with a good sports management program.
by hbic (head bro in charge) May 23, 2010
Get the FCC mug.Facist bastards who bitch about anything and everything. They're a conservative extremist organization thats a puppet of the bush administration. These right wing assholes have nothing better to do with their time than bitch about Janet Jackson's titties and Howard Stern's liberal views. They try to censor anything that's left wing, and so far, it seems like they may succeed. Do the country a favor and vote Democrat in 2004.
by td March 26, 2004
Get the FCC mug."FCC" = "FUCK"
Due to the FCC's stranglehold on the English language as we know it (they recently decided the word "fuck" was not only "indecent" but also "profane"), we are replacing the word "fuck" with "FCC" so that anytime you would normally use the word "fuck," just use "FCC" in its place. Maybe they'll then have to decide that their own acronym is also profane and ban it, too. Wouldn't THAT be FCCing funny?
Due to the FCC's stranglehold on the English language as we know it (they recently decided the word "fuck" was not only "indecent" but also "profane"), we are replacing the word "fuck" with "FCC" so that anytime you would normally use the word "fuck," just use "FCC" in its place. Maybe they'll then have to decide that their own acronym is also profane and ban it, too. Wouldn't THAT be FCCing funny?
Wow, that's a FCCing huge problem you've got there, motherFCCer! I don't know what the FCC I'd do if I were in your FCCing shoes.
by kopper January 24, 2008
Get the FCC mug.Federal Censorship Commission
A government agency designed to censor radio and television and keep "offensive, obscene material" off the airwaves, mainly because half of the population does not know that radios and TVs have something called a dial that allows the listener/viewer to censor "offensive, obscene material" themselves.
A government agency designed to censor radio and television and keep "offensive, obscene material" off the airwaves, mainly because half of the population does not know that radios and TVs have something called a dial that allows the listener/viewer to censor "offensive, obscene material" themselves.
If you offended by something you see or hear on the radio or TV, change the station! No one is forcing you to listen to Howard Stern.
by KStar87 May 8, 2004
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