Existence

Pain to a meeseeks

Existence is the balance of living and soulfulness as well as godly forces on each side protecting and destroying life

by Broben5 June 3, 2019

Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.

Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Erius

She is a very smart , pretty and amazing person . She is nice when she wants to be . She is unique and Disney try to be like anyone . She has a strong personality and some people don’t get or understand her but she is not meant to be understood .

Somebody : did you see what erius was doing today

Somebody : no but I bet she looked good doing it

by Erius September 28, 2019

Excuseamatiser

When someone constantly makes excuses whenever something goes wrong in their life.

Wow, you said I cheated on that test because I did better than you, stop being an excuseamatiser!

by TastySalad October 11, 2019

exisabce

A mysterious term Brandon Arreaga from PRETTYMUCH used in a tweet we're trying to understand 'till this day.

Drink in moderation.

if u want serious care taken. respond to this cuz I actually care about this exisabce, how do i feel? how can I channel the adaptation from 2000 from 2020 ????

by stayjovibb December 6, 2019

excuses

1. Something people find for not important stuff.
2. To excuse one's self from a situation.

Teacher: "You're making the worst excuses to why your homework's not here."
Student: "But my dog ate it!"

by DragonSlayer271 December 7, 2019