This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.
by Kayle<3 November 24, 2018

a sexy sexy boy who can seduce even his own kids into bed with him, he always pounds them in double trouble with his slimy feet rubbing again their tiny feeble legs
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition
You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.
You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.
by Just a lil girl with a huge... May 27, 2018

Some are chill. But most are short lil white faggots who have a asshole laugh. They think their funny, but most are gay asf
Girl: Whose that short little white boy trying to play hockey
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy
by Ethan’s gay February 1, 2020

ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.
homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019
