You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2024
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by desmond da baddest November 20, 2023
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She is an amazing person, she is always there when you need her. She has an outstanding singing voice and she always looks good. Most Erin's are Irish or come from an Irish origin and are an awesome person to have by your side. Erins are good at keeping secrets. If you become best friends with one she will stay by your side and she gets along with everyone no matter who it is. If you meet an Erin keep her because she is a SUPER DUPER amazing person and friend!!!
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Get the Erin mug.An Erin is some really basic white bitch who thinks shes the shit because she goes on multiple vacations in one year. she thinks shes being a rebel by sneaking out. shes a basic white whore who has like 7 bodies in the 8th grade, go play with Barbie dolls or something.
by viagrapill22 June 9, 2022
Get the Erin mug.If your girl's name is Erin F... boy did you luck out on this one. She is an absolute savage (a gorgeous one at that), do not fuck with her unless you have an immediate route to life support or a therapy session. Besides that she's pretty chill in all other areas. Smarter than she realizes and very capable of putting that brain to work in both ways... if you know what I mean. Body of a god damn goddess. She's very caring and thoughtful, diligent and absolutely loves plants. She would devote the rest of her life to plants and animals if she had the option. "When I was six, every spring I would watch the Corcus and Daffodils that we had planted during the previous fall. I fell in love with watching the plants grow. Spring became my favorite season, the flowers like a timer going off when they sprouted letting me know it was spring time." And she has an adorable laugh.
Oh my god! Is that Erin F?! Do not fuck with her.
Dude...Erin F is fucking obsessed with flowers! She won't stop talking about them.
Is that Erin F?! She is cute as fuck.
What does the "F" stand for in Erin F?
It's confidential, trying not to expose her identity to the savage internet dude.
Dude...Erin F is fucking obsessed with flowers! She won't stop talking about them.
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What does the "F" stand for in Erin F?
It's confidential, trying not to expose her identity to the savage internet dude.
by HairlessMammoth December 20, 2021
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