A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
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The biological child of Roxy Lalonde and John Egbert in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.
He is Matesprits with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Tavros Crocker.
He is Matesprits with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Tavros Crocker.
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