Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
by reddoe January 18, 2023
Get the Ethan Parsons mug.Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.
Ethan...NO...
by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023
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His haircut probably looks like an open book. He tries to approach the opposite gender but is denied furiously, nevertheless, his pursuit is not stopped by this. He is a pile of wet, mossy stones.
by CuriousSamurai March 28, 2023
Get the Ethan Abel Correa mug.Ethan is the kindest and most understanding person you will ever meet. Not only will he always be there for you, but will never judge you for your past. He's truly an amazing person and is very close to perfect. He's smart, funny, cute, caring, understanding and overall amazing. He's the guy any girl would be lucky to have. He will always stand up for you no matter what. If you ever meet an Ethan, make sure to be kind and stay close because he will be the best person you'll know. Once you start talking to an Ethan, you never want to stop. He has the cutest smile anyone has ever seen and is one of the most talented people ever. Beethoven who? His laugh will lighten your day. He's the kind of guy that knows how to cheer you up all the time, and then brag about his math grades. Overall a great person that you should cherish forever.
by aganus March 31, 2023
Get the Ethan Gershonne mug.Ethans are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. He is caring, loyal, trusting, smart, funny, talented, cute and overall amazing. He has the cutest laugh and a smile that will make your day. He will always be there to cheer you up when you're sad and keeps you motivated on getting better and being the best version of yourself. Although he is kinda blind since he can't see how beautiful he truly is, he will never hurt you and will always try to make things right if he thinks he did. He will always stick up for you and then flex about his 107% on his math test. Anyone would be so lucky to have an Ethan in their life, especially if it's Ethan Gershonne. If you know Ethan Gershonne, then you're either one very lucky or very unlucky fella. You either know him because he's the best person you have ever met or because you did something bad to someone he cares about. If you meet an Ethan make sure to be kind and get to know him because he will be the most heart warming person you will ever meet. (He also gives great hugs)
by aganus April 1, 2023
Get the Ethan Gershonne mug.When you remove the butt plug from your ass after an extended period of time after eating Burger King causing a massive amount of poop to spray the toilet seat and sometimes the wall.
(Mike)"don't come back here"
(Dee)"why not"
(Mike)"just don't"
(Dee)"that's fuckin gross, I at least tell you before I take an Ethan pit stop"
(Dee)"why not"
(Mike)"just don't"
(Dee)"that's fuckin gross, I at least tell you before I take an Ethan pit stop"
by MakinCampfires April 10, 2023
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