Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

Alabama email

Spitting tobacco on someone’s computer

I didn’t like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.

by VSTN January 7, 2021

shai emanuel guzman-andreas

shai emanuel guzman-andreas is the knower of all languages.

I sure wish I was shai emanuel guzman-andreas right now.

by 1moar July 1, 2022

checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer

1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.

by katsafterme June 20, 2011

Delete The Emails

The ultimate damage control

Implies something just done was so heinously illegal and immoral that who did it should just delete their emails before they are hanged for treason and shamed by history.

When asked by her most trusted assistant how she could assist covering up their role in the death of Americans at Benghazi and the systematic destruction of Libya and Europe Hillary Clinton calmly told her, "Delete the Emails xD"

by Hillary4Prison June 11, 2016

I am not receiving emails from you

What one urbandictionary.com contributor is asking the staff here.

This urbandictionary.com contributor is asking why “ I am not receiving emails from you, urbandictionary.com, for months ?”

I’ll submit new words and get no feedback.

Please help, thank you.

by but for July 5, 2022

Given em a scolly

When you give someone an STD without knowing

Just got back from the doctor...I gotta tell my girl i've been given em a scolly...

by The_Big_Filthy October 30, 2018