Diddler

Someone who aggressively touches young children without their permission.
Commonly associated with Catholic Priests

Reece is a massive Diddler... BEWARE!

by reecelover3000 June 3, 2019

diddle

playing on your computer without doing any work

I used to diddle instead of doing homework

by snowboardnj September 10, 2019

diddle-dee-dee

An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.

Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.

1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.

by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020

Diddley-dads

A random assortment of items; often food or edible items, of which the person doesn't necessarily know the name of.

"I just got back from the candy store."

"Oh good! What diddley-dads do you have in that bag?!"

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

Dudley

The place where weeds gets high and dogs take their owners for walks. In this place of you will meet two kinds of people , the nittys and the roadmen. If it's not of the two then they don't belong in Dudley. The only good thing to come out of this place is TGFbro and even they moved out. Dudley is run by the notorious Z3 Official so if you got problems you better tighten your stab proof vest be ready to encounter the Dudley killer.

" fuckin hell Dudley is a shithole "

by ZoomSupreme April 1, 2020

Diddlets

This is a term of endearment used to refer to the young family members of Dawdie McCacker and his wife, a Romany family that are much loved and accepted into any town they live.

Hey Jimmy it’s nearly teatime can you get the little diddlets in fa me please.
Or
I saw all the wee diddlets in town today havin a bawl

by Louandian September 9, 2020