Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.

"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."

by R. Lethe February 19, 2025

the dress is dressing

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good

She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Dress code

A dress code is an authoritarian rule often enforced by, mostly, schools. Often supported by the two party elite, there is a growing movement(as of 2021) to repeal all dress codes in schools and elsewhere.

Although some religious groups might support these, efforts to introduce or even make dress codes more stricter are often sexist towards females, who make up about half of the libertarian population.

Boycott the dress code!

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

School Dress Code

The worst addition to girls at schools.

Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?

by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023

Window Dressing

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring

I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...

by Drape Vapor May 29, 2023

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023

My Dress-Up Darling

borderline hentai. it has some fan service elements but it's a pretty good show ig. 95% of people just watch it just for the main female protagonist (Marin Kitagawa)

My Dress-Up Darling is still a far better love story than Twilight.

by bamfwag June 26, 2023