douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.

"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."

by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007

dino douche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to "dino douche".

"I can't believe how douchey Ricky was being last night! What a dino douche!

"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."

by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

camera douche

Someone on TV (knowingly) who acts like a complete douche bag asshole for the sole purpose of gaining attention for themselves.

Did you see that camera douche on "True Life?" You know he was just acting that way because of the cameras.

by Don't worry who this is February 27, 2008

Douche Puncher

One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.

Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.

by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011

Dictionary Douche

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.

Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.

by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011

Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

by bithyrun November 18, 2010

son of a douche

A cross between son of a bitch and a douche for when one insult just won't do

youre a son of a douche

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010