Cock-a-doodle-do

The erect form of a penis. Only comes when a man is horny

Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do

Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??

by PussyDestroyer2022 January 1, 2022

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cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

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by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

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Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

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dongle

a physically abused penis, also known as a tainted tallywacker or a beaten beef

by Will Murtaugh February 10, 2003

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Yankee Doodle

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.

Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.

by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010

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