Pulling a Dave

When a person makes plans with friends but cancels at the last minute with a very lame excuse.

Girl 1: "Hey, I can't wait to see to Dave today for our lunch get together".
Girl 2: "Oh he called me and has to reschedule because the earth blew up and he fell asleep"
Girl 2: "Great, so he is Pulling a Dave Again"

by Burgatronic November 19, 2019

Ninja Dave

This, along with Railraider originated with a 2016/2017 Kickstarter campaign for a game delivered over a year late. The backers were continually lied to and given the wrong information.

verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving

1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.

2. any self-defeating behavior .

noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves

1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.

2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.

"Scott is pulling a Ninja Dave, everyone knows he's never been to Hollywood!"

"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb

by f0-shizzle November 11, 2017

lew dave

a person who sexually antagonizes inmates at a jail weather it is sexual sodomy or more as a creeper act of bound inmates being relentlessly tortured with night sticks until the guard ejaculates on there face out of sheer satisfaction

damn i got to get out of here that guard pulled a lew dave on me last night for hours and now my face is sticky

by pwnedbynate September 7, 2009

Dave Navarro

A killer guitarist who most famously showed up in Jane's Addiction. Jane's Addiction he was the lead guitarist with Perry Farrell as vocals. He was with the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the One Hot Minute album and diiferent projects. He showed up in the Porno For Pyros album Good God's Urge. Then he put out a solo album about his pain and suffering with personal issues and a recovered heroin addiction called Trust No One with my favorite song Slow Motion Sickness. He had an MTV show with Carmen Electra and then Jane's Addiction was re-formed with the album Strays but then broke up again. I don't know of Dave's current status.

SLOW MOTION SICKNESS- Countinue the waiting. Tearing at the wing. I must have found. A terrible play thing broken on a swing. I must have found. Kept boxes of old days when you were afraid.

Sometimes, I don't feel so, I don't feel so good, sometimes.

by Enzo Ferelli July 15, 2008

hello dave

General greeting used to anyone.

Tom: "Hello Dave!"
Steph: "Hello Dave!"

by tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm November 10, 2006

big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Dave Trap

When a fellow by the Dave sets you up in a trap. He will use his mind game skills to lure you into doing something completely and utterly stupid. You will then, once in the trap, realize how stupid you were for falling for the Dave trap.

John: How'd your day go Chuck?

Chuck: I got caught in another fucking Dave trap today...

John: You must have downs..

Chuck: I know I'm never getting caught in a Dave trap again..

*phone rings*

Chuck: Oh hey Dave? The Movies? Now? Be right there!

John: *facepalm*

by The Alex Dad December 7, 2009