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Dairy Hips

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hips:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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dairyiere

Da delightful tushy of an overalls-wearing farmer's daughter at a cow-ranch.
Da term "dairyiere" could refer not only to da lovely "creamy-complexioned" behind of a gorgeous "milk-maid", but it could also refer to da act of "milking da cow" --- i.e., getting said cute chick to spread her legs for you.
by QuacksO March 18, 2023
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Related Words
Datir dairy queen damir dairy dahir Daire dater Daira dairy farmer dahira

dairylee

A persons cheesy penis, usually due to build up of Smegma around the helmet.

Not for dunking.
"Hey J, have you heard about David? Apparently, he's got a Dairylee!"
by TheSenate April 25, 2023
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dabir

An excellent math teacher who is a bit bald and funny, also clueless
Mary: Does he know what he's doing? I don't think so
Me: He's so Dabir
by kebab diner May 19, 2023
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dairy checking

Dairy checking, a popular saying in New Zealand denoting the situation whereby one needs to go to multiple dairy’s to find what they want. Akin to checking in with lots of people to see their availability. Similar to to diary checking.
I’m going to have to go dairy checking to sort this out.
by Chunkle June 20, 2023
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dairyère

Da sweet shapely a** on a "moo-cow heifer" --- i.e., farmer's daughter.
Da smell of hay and farm-animals in a barn makes me horny, so I always look for a little dairyère whenever a sweet freckle-faced young thing in braided pigtails and overalls stops in to perform her daily chores --- if she's come to milk da cows, I ask if she'll let me "milk her", also.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
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Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024
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