Diarrhea Dance

A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.

Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.

My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!

My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.

Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.

by clownsgown September 9, 2020

the swagger dance

(noun) This phrase is a combination of the words swagger and dance. Swagger refers to one's comfortability aka confidence, pride, etc., with oneself, meanwhile dance is just a form of self expression through movement. Therefore the person that does the swagger dance exhibits swagger and the ability to simultaneously dance thus meaning that this person is dancing in a cool manner. The person doing the swagger dance is usually in other environments a reserved individual.

"Look at my gym coach over there dancing!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! He's doing the swagger dance!"

by kiaracita August 29, 2012

Dance Ledge

A shelf-shaped platform of any kind that can be danced on when pissed and showing off , for example a low wall or narrow stage.

Milly was enjoying twerking on that dance ledge till Cathy dropped that air biscuit

by peaveyyyy May 19, 2016

lip dance

To kiss or make-out

"Dude, Vika and I had an amazing lip dance last night."

by Kovaleva May 21, 2018

Dance of Italy

the song that originated in the UNUS ANNUS video "we make DIY cheese"

now illegal and sacrilege it only lives on in our hearts

its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of i-ta-ly howowowo

by THE_GONGOOZLER69 January 14, 2021

Floop Dance

A dance in which a male human plants their feet, twists in place from left to right, extends both pointer fingers, bends both arms, and moves them in a chopping/ running motion (first right then left; not at the same time), and nods their head. When all steps are done simultaneously, a dance is created that women and Bono can not do (due to their inferior dexterity to men).

Sorry ladies, but i am going to do the Floop Dance to demonstrate my superior dexterity, as a male.

by Nigg-eZY April 29, 2009

poll dancing

The dance one does in celebration of winning a presidential election

"Dude, I saw this Youtube video of Obama poll dancing backstage after giving his presidential address. Funny shit, man."
"Wow, I didn't know Obama was so talented. I guess social laws are going to be a LOT looser than before."
"Naw, man. Not THAT kind of pole dancing."

by Phillip Reacher March 17, 2014