dab lord

If the Force were made of hash oil, a dab lord would be a 900-year-old Jedi of unfathomable power. Dab lords are migratory creatures, primarily found at EDM/dubstep/livetronica shows (in the winter) and festivals such as TomorrowWorld and Camp Bisco (in the spring/summer/fall). They sport an array of different paraphernalia intended for the doing of dabs. They are benevolent creatures, often willing to share their dabs with others, particularly artists. They have a unique propensity for finding a way into artist-only areas and green rooms for the express purpose of ensuring that EDM artists are high before, during, and after their sets. You can spot a dab lord by his multicolored, psychedelic garb, by his baseball cap, covered in various pins, and by his similarly-decorated backpack, used to transport the aforementioned paraphernalia. If you see a dab lord in the wild, be friendly, greet him with a hearty "yo, dude!", and prepare for a long conversation about EDM interrupted by numerous dabs. Dab lords possess the ability to avoid becoming dabbed out, regardless of the biochemical hurricane one might find upon inspecting a blood or urine sample. If you spot a dab lord who appears dabbed out, it is far more likely that he has recently consumed ketamine or one of any number of recreational research chemicals. You are in no danger from such a dab lord, but you can also safely choose to ignore him, as there is little chance that he will remember the encounter.

"Did you see that dab lord at the Gramatik tonight? He was chiefing on 3 different g-pens all by himself!"
"Bro, that's nothing -- there were THREE dab lords in the Exmag green room. Place was greenhoused with pure vape, bro! Not an artist in sight!"

by ezrapound December 23, 2013

dab nap

the imminent short-term slumber after consuming excessive dabs. ideally between 2-8pm; see wax coma

Dude, I took a 4 hour dab nap earlier. My plug has this crazy indica crumble.

by CAPTAIN CREAM ⚓ September 24, 2015

Dab julio

A dab Julio is when you inhale a dab of marijuana wax concentrate, and don't exhale until after you have a shot of don Julio tequila. This leads to a very strong and clean high.

Jack and I did a Dab Julio to celebrate the closing. It was exhilarating.

by Bowl Nidre October 3, 2017

dab pen

A vape with weed in it that makes you trip maddddddd balls bro. Only the coolest the coolest have dabs. Juull suck compared to dabs. After hitting a dab you will never smoke a blunt again.

Fuck the blunt bro. Pass the dab pen it will get me fuckeddddd

by Hshaiske November 29, 2017

dab of ranch

diamonds on an object like a watch or a chain

I just got a watch with a dab of ranch. I just got a new chain with a dab of ranch. I just hit the mall and got a designer belt and a wrist band with a dab of ranch.

by KingTeen March 21, 2017

dab on that gay shit

Dab on that gay shit is commonly used when a nigga want to partake in a act of homosexuality with another nigga

Nigga #1: "Hey nigga, want to dab on that gay shit?"
Nigga #2:"ahh nigga that's cute. Let's get hella gay fam."

by Big nigga seadon August 28, 2017

dab on them haters

A certain phrase created by the Overrated Youtuber/Viner Jake Paul, this line is also used by his flock of sheep called "Jake Paulers". It is used by them when someone just says something they don't like instead of respecting the truth or their opinion or the statment they said, they just dab on them. Moral lesson: Not everyone who is popular or powerful is a good example

Cop: You do know that you are a fan of a Youtuber/Viner who drove his neighbours nuts.
Jake Pauler: YoUrE jUsT a HaTeR! dAb On ThEm HaTeRs! *dabs*

by Haishadesu October 17, 2017