instagram cute

A person who is attractive in pictures but less so in real life.

Guy at brunch: "Here is a picture of her."
Skeptical Female Brunch Companion: "Well, she's Instagram Cute."

by simcitymayor March 26, 2017

cuteness squared

The ultimate cuteness factor. Top of the heap.

The puppy photograph is cuteness squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Cute rat

When someone is cute but not hot

Abby Smith made this and she is a Large Cute Rat

by ratman):$;&(& June 8, 2019

cuteness frustration

The experience of, well, being frustrated over seeing a cute event, picture or video. The expression of cuteness frustration can vary from giggles, aww-ing, grunting, groaning, kicking, writhing and pretty much any action, noise or movement after seeing a cute "thing" (again, usually in the form of an event, picture or video).

"Hey, did you see that cute cat video i sent you"
"YES! OH MY GOD! That cat was so freaking cute! I was just, like, GRRRAAAA, UUUUGGHHHHHH!! IT WAS SO GOD DAMN CUTE!!!!"
"Jeez, you definitely have an acute case of cuteness frustration"

by I'm definitely not batman July 19, 2013

Lumberjack cute

A man who looks hot with a full beard, an axe, and flannel.

The lead singer from the kings of leon is sssooo lumberjack cute.

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

Cute Panda

beautiful cute pretty sexy gorgeous unique

Cute Panda is Perfect

by CP's Big Teddy June 19, 2019

stoopid-cute

To be ridiculously, insanely cute. Someone or something so cute that you get the stoopids by looking at him/her/it.

OMG, the picture of the hamster wearing that pinwheel hat is stoopid-cute!

by Si1ent H January 20, 2009