Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.
"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."
by Nathdogg September 11, 2003
by Oh What April 22, 2008
The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.
by Stampy June 22, 2004
A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.
by Ballislyfe May 01, 2015
Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?
Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.
Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.
Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.
by Ms. Roxx January 02, 2004
by Amanda and Jackie January 30, 2003