A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.
by FlyingTackle November 28, 2009
How your parents threaten you when you are small and vulnerable: stop crying or i'll spank you.
It is used only when the child is already crying, having a tantrum, in need of comfort like a hug or a large bandage. Usually the child is crying because the parent has yelled at him or her.
The parent becomes desperate, irritated, and embarrassed (if in public).
Apparently, the parent thinks that threatening a child with physical harm is the most efficient way of stopping it from crying.
It's further proof that parents are sadistic and retarded. Goes in the same category as "if you don't _____, you better" i.e., the category of Threatening Statements That Make No Sense.
It is used only when the child is already crying, having a tantrum, in need of comfort like a hug or a large bandage. Usually the child is crying because the parent has yelled at him or her.
The parent becomes desperate, irritated, and embarrassed (if in public).
Apparently, the parent thinks that threatening a child with physical harm is the most efficient way of stopping it from crying.
It's further proof that parents are sadistic and retarded. Goes in the same category as "if you don't _____, you better" i.e., the category of Threatening Statements That Make No Sense.
Tommy: Waaa waaa it hurts, mommy, don't!
Brenda: If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!
Tommy: Waa--wait, what? *never forgets traumatic childhood*
Brenda: If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!
Tommy: Waa--wait, what? *never forgets traumatic childhood*
by shamille September 21, 2008
Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.
Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)
Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)
by Mobbin' June 22, 2014
by thahopey May 28, 2018
Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.
by Tonymicjoe November 18, 2009
what people spam after their messages to try and make people believe they are really not just dying on the inside
by no orgy for you gen August 05, 2021
1. When you stall so much that you start to cry.
2. You are so stressed over homework you cry and cry.
3. Completly giving up.
2. You are so stressed over homework you cry and cry.
3. Completly giving up.
by idfc anymore January 16, 2018