Crusty Eyes

After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.

After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.

by Rob Is My Name January 11, 2009

crusty cristy

the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her

I love to give my girlfriend a crusty cristy.

by jimlustylip September 16, 2010

crusty tug

Having a wank when there is dried cum all over your cock.

'Going for a wank'

"Didn't you go for one earlier?"

'Yeah this ones a crusty tug'

by Peteyboixoxoxo March 3, 2014

crusty edges

when ya girl dye her hair but then she fucking gets the dye on her forehead so you can see the stain

"yo stacy dyed her hair" "yeah but she got them crusty edges"

by eggsandsuch August 1, 2016

crusty orange

Crusty Orange, aka Donald Trump.

Called Crusty Orange because he is old and has a fake orange tan that sits atop of his wrinkly and blotched skin.

Ugh that Crusty orange is not my president.

by Yikesman January 14, 2017

crusty

A dumbass Nigga who is crusty musty sad and will die a virgin that thinks there cool because they know how to talk shit but then will never finish what they started. Usually thinks there the shit but they know when there alone they beat there meat dry to gay,midget and girl with dicks porn every night. Then they try to tell there self one day I will lose my virginity to a hoe with ten types of AIDS and still be proud they lost it

Get yo burn crusty depressed ass the fuck out of here nigga

by Long Beach crips gang January 5, 2018

Musty crusty hoes

A bitch who can’t keep up with money, a man, or a job periodt.

Follow me musty crusty hoes🏋️ ♀️

by Veebounce June 12, 2019