You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith August 29, 2006
by endlessnameless February 03, 2010
-Hours after a "jizz in your pants" moment, left over fluids mixed with the toilet paper used to clean up the mess bond on the testicular flesh creating a crusty surface.
by mirafone188 July 20, 2011
The build up of brown malicious content in your underpants. Once the phenomena has grown bigger than your fist set your underpants down upon the radiator and let them dry. Soon you will be using your crust for many household tasks.
Guest: Hey this is some realy good cake, The chocholate sprinkles are fantastic.
You: LOL. Your Eating My Rusty Crusty.
You: LOL. Your Eating My Rusty Crusty.
by VENOM 647 January 12, 2009
by The Maze June 25, 2008
The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.
by NOCrackhead September 01, 2005
crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger
"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009