crivetle

This is something you do to someone's breakfast. When you are making it (you do it to their toast or scrambled eggs) you jerk off on the toast or while the eggs are still raw you jerk off into them.

"Yo, my bitch wouldn't suck my cock last night so I pretended to be nice this morning by making her breakfast and i gave her a crivetle"

by Jef Crailing March 29, 2008

cruise class

when a class becomes unproductive and you dont do any work, you just chill and relax.

ho brah, this class is a cruise class, we no need do nawtin.

by rubchar August 17, 2009

Cruise Boats

1.An awesome word that people who don't see cruise ships often use.

2. A word you get when you switch ship with boat.

1. "I saw a lot of cruise boats on the way here." "What? Haha, cruise ships?" "What?" "Haha."

2. Cruise boats, life ships, ferry ships, battle boats, etc.

by MetaEnder September 4, 2009

cruined

When an item is crushed and ruined at the same time.

(My niece was given a gift that came in a box. She took the gift out and stomped mercilessly on the box proclaiming she had "cruined it" Ella Rose age 3)

The Elmo toy box was cruined by the excited three year old.

by Jamiegets December 1, 2015

cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

cruiseshipping

When you motorboat a really fat woman.

I could hear them up all night cruiseshipping

by BANGEXPLOSIVE March 2, 2016

Cruise

When you have jerked off before intercourse.

My girl was trying to get me off last night but I cruised her.
I cruise so I last longer.

by shmaxta May 30, 2016