Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.

Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Dick Crow

getting fucked over or ripped off, usually by someone you consider a friend.

"Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."

by BoltActionBaby February 18, 2015

Crows nest

The crows nest is the space between your cock and balls.

I love it when Stephanie gives me head and licks my crows nest.

by White Unicorn March 14, 2016

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021