squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

diante cobb

A man who loves animals and women but never gets any.Diante loves sports and music.Hes a tall black man with curly brown hair and hazel eyes.He often messes up his entire life but just being dumb.Diante' does not like school and often puts family first.Mr Cobb is a "all bark and no bite ". Type of guy and often wants to get into fights because he was stronger than most boys his age.Diante only prefers older freinds because he gives him a challenge

Bro there's Diante Cobb

by D.c 3 December 11, 2017

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

jackin the cobb

A corny way of describing masturbating

Hey Adam, are you Jackin the cobb?

by bigjay252 June 30, 2014

cobbing it

The art of purchasing bakery products.

Are we cobbing it?
Hell maybe

by Ice9 April 26, 2005

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016