crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋

I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.

by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021

Dune Crab

A girl on spring break that preys on guys for free alcohol

"Bro don't give away our drinks! They're just dune crabs, they're not into you!"

by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017

super crab

A super cool crab.

It's a super crab!

by MEMEZMASTER August 19, 2020

crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.

I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.

by Crab masta January 2, 2017

ribbit crabs

a term for frogs used by blonde females under the influence of marijuana

"dammit, when are those ribbit crabs ever going to stop??"

by k.a.p. December 14, 2008

Crab Culture

The rising sensation of the urge to pinch someone. Often times very violently.

I'm really feeling the crab culture.

by jordanmonty May 3, 2020