people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
by junebuggy January 26, 2009
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Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.
by pov mjh February 21, 2009
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A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.
After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.
by Dr. Buns-a-lot July 16, 2008
Get the Championship Contest mug.1.a powerful insult
2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"
3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.
2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"
3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.
little brother: You're ugly
older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.
or...
George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.
older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.
or...
George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.
by mailbox from NH March 22, 2009
Get the inspiration for birth control mug.1. (noun) A competition in which two or more people, usually (but not exclusively) male, urinate with the intention of producing the stream with the furthest distance.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
The conversation between the two men was merely a pissing contest, both were trying to impress the attractive woman standing nearby with their wit and intelligence.
by Prettykitty July 26, 2003
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Get the Contendo mug.The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.
Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"
Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."
Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
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