Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

by Bemile February 26, 2013

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conciduous

To concide.

To be conciduous of the pain. To concide where you are going

by gtog December 28, 2013

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conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

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Cansituation

When multiple people are stuck in a can
Cans are stuck on situation
A rage over cans

"Well, it looks like were stuck in a cansituation..."
"ON NO! WERE IN A CANSITUATION! HELP US CANS!"
"NAOO GIVE ME MY CAN RETARD! Nope thats MY CAN!"

by SituationCan October 23, 2016

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Concierge

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.

Alex: "I heard you're a concierge now?"
Dooze: "I am, what do you need?"
Alex: "Can you give me a lift to pick up my new car?"
Dooze: "That'll be forty quid"
Alex: "...how about a zoot?"

by Veseylad50 July 10, 2017

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