Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022
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Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.
Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?
by Shuaman April 27, 2019
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condom philosophy

A philosophical outlook that states:

"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."

The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.

Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.

Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know if I should bring this extra water bottle on my hike."

Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."

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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."

Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
by Marty McFlyForAWhiteGuy January 26, 2018
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invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!
"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END
by See Why Dub November 21, 2006
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King Condom

A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…
“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”
by The Sponge of the basement February 23, 2009
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sans condom

The act of barebacking a young hooker without a condom after smoking meth and being intoxicated with alcohol.
Going be getting my STI blood test today after I sans condom that hooker last night.
by Rgy June 30, 2014
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media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.
Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"
by klar August 24, 2008
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