take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020

Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.

Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.

by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023

Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.

Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom

by 562_Grito April 26, 2021

invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!

"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END

by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.

and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom

by Thantheman November 14, 2010

King Condom

A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…

“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”

by The Sponge of the basement February 23, 2009

media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar October 17, 2008