coincadink

another way of saying coincidence

OMG, what a coincadink

by kjninnjinjkjbinj May 16, 2016

Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016

cocaine nail

It's when the tips nails are chewed of except one that you fix the cocaine with

Can you fix a line with your cocaine nail ?

by Supernatural89 March 19, 2017

Cocaine

YEEEEEAAAHH MAAAAN! GOTTA LOVE THAT COCAAAIIINEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'LL GET YA HIIIIIGHH AS FUUUUUUUUUCK.

It's powered suger dumbass.

"Eyy man, you got da goooooods?"

"Cocaine shouldn't be used as it'll get you HIIIIGH AS FUUUUCK."

by POKECHUU April 6, 2017

comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

cocaine

an addictive drug derived from coca or prepared synthetically, used as an illegal stimulant and sometimes medicinally as a local anesthetic.
synonyms: informalcoke, crack (cocaine), blow, freebase, nose candy, rock, snow

"they intercepted a multimillion-dollar shipment of cocaine"

by pete rockz June 16, 2017

Cocaine Nicole

A girl that really loves cocaine

Person 1: "why do you call her cocaine nicole"
Person 2: "because she loves cocaine"

by Jonny Aingott July 13, 2017