Dallas Cowboys

Also known as the Dallas Cowgirls, they have a proud and rich history but their fans are mostly made up of rednecks and illiterates, illiterate rednecks, arrogant punks, losers, and jerk offs. Most ignorant Cowgirl fans are very happy now that they acquired Terrell Owens, the same asshole who wrecked 2 franchises (Dallas, you're next) and straight shitted on the cowpuke star a few years ago.

NFL Fan: What's your team?

redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?

NFL Fan: I think so...

Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!

by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas

the Dallas cowboys are shit

by 12345543212345 December 12, 2006

Cowboy Casanova

n.a fake ass cowboy hailing from SE Oklahoma who thinks he has charm, romance, and wit to score with attractive females.But doesn't!

Mike is the Cowboy Casanova.

by Big Earn November 5, 2005

cowboy stretch

Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes including your shoes.

I am just going to catch a cowboy stretch underneath my desk so that I can get some energy for the rest of the day.

by Minette Williams January 2, 2009

Cowboy cocaine

The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.

Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?

by Olkrustypackage August 31, 2016

Space Cowboy

1)My name for 'Firefly'
2) regular super stoner
3) lyrics from Steve Miller Band's 'The Joker'

1) Wanna go watch space cowboys?
2) Man, Phillip is such a space cowboy
3) "Some people call me space cowboy..."

by Havierx April 28, 2017

One sick cowboy

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.

Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016