Vietnam Coma

A Vietnam Coma is when you have too many Vietnam Flashbacks at once and you than undergo what top researchers call, The Vietnam Coma. Constant reminder of when your best buddies, back in NAM, walk up into the trench and than getting blown up by a land mine that was thrown by those darn soldiers.

Guy 1: Hey, can Guy 3 come out and get drinks with us?
Guy 2: Nah dude, Guy 3 is in a Vietnam Coma.
Guy 1: Oh jesus dude, what happened?
Guy 2: Got reminded of his platoon getting blown up, by a land mine.
Guy 1: I am so sorry.

by Mr.MemerTheDankTerrorist May 21, 2016

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Comey

A homey that you rely on to always tell you the truth, especially when you don't want to hear it.

James is my comey bro, he totally warned me that girl was gonna cheat on me.

by Juan Jay May 28, 2018

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comadre

Litteraly is your children's godmother in spanish. But it's a sarcastic way to say buddy to a female when you're making fun of her. (compadre for males).

Im sorry comadre. Im sorry buddy.

by Mend.ozae May 1, 2008

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Comfy

Used to describe something working out perfectly.

How did you fare in your biology exam?
Comfy

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

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coma

sleeping away your life. must sleep at least 18 hrs a day and must have the dead bolt locked in the middle of the day in a securely locked and guarded trustworthy university dorm building. also must wear granny nightgowns with slippers and look like a bulldog-slug hybrid.

I fucking came home tonight at fucking 6:00 and fucking Beitung slothed out of her fucking room, awaking from her fucking coma in her fucking nightgown and locked the fucking dead bolt and now my key has to turn four fucking times. Fuck.

by the cooler suitemate November 8, 2006

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