J. Cole

The best damn rapper of our time! He makes Kendrick Lamar look basic af compared to him.

Bob: Damn, J. Cole is a much better rapper than Kendrick Lamar, it's not even funny.
Bill: Kendrick Lam-who?
Bob: Kendrick Lamar. You know, To Pimp a Butterfly?
Bill: To pimp a butterfly? What the hell is that! It sounds like trash anyway!
Bob: Yeah it is trash, Kendrick is trash.
Bill: His name is Kendrick Lamar?
Bob: Yes, but it doesn't matter anyway because he's trash compared to J. Cole!

by Icy Wyte December 26, 2017

Colter

Sir Un-Athletic. The least athletic person in the world

wow look at colter he’s so not athletic

by lol roark25 June 3, 2019

Stephen Colbert

America

Stephen Colbert is America.

by America II January 26, 2011

Cole

A bitch who talks about country singers and laughs at old men and furry porn. He also acts gay to make you seem gay. Fuck you Cole.

Some guy at a table: “Are y’all a thing?”
Me: “No he just acts gay.”
Cole: *trying to touch my dick* “Fucking kiss me.”
...
Me: “You’re a bitch.”

by Eddie Peabody May 20, 2019

Dr Cole

A weirdo who drives around in white vans going from place to place searching for kids. He is known for snatching kids ages from 4-12 of any gender. You will know it's his van by if there is words written saying free v-bucks. This will lure kids so look out.

That guy is staring at me in a weird way it can only be a Dr Cole.

by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019

Steven Colbert

Possibly the most intelligent man gracing the television today, Steven Colbert has a large audience of disgruntled, politically aware 13-30 year olds who tend to become fanatical when they finally become an audience member of Colbert's live-filmed talk show. Colbert's tongue-in-cheek approach to comedy is highly effective, in part due to the outrageous character he has made himself into. Colbert's character is actually a caricture of America's conservative, republican population, whose backwards thinking and ridiculously contrary attitude is easy to mock. Steven Colbert has become somewhat of a modest celebrity thanks to his political commentary, appearing in an issue of GQ and booking notorious political, literary and artistic celebrities himself.

"Hey, have you heard about Steven Colbert?"

"Pfft, who hasn't, he's only the most intelligent man gracing television today."

by Katrina Ate Karl Rove August 31, 2007

Dirty Cole

When someone with stretched earlobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole fingered in a sexual way.

Duuude... that Brittany chick is kinky. she gave me a Dirty Cole the other night.

by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011