Smash the Calories 

A phrase used meaning wanting to make love/shag/fuck an overweight lady on the large side!

I would smash the calories out of her!

or

I want to smash the calories out of you!

Smash the Calories by bigwstyle2010 April 20, 2010

Radio Free Colorado 

A great Classic Rock internet radio station! If you like good Rock & Roll radio you should check out RFC.

Radio Free Colorado has a very good selection of rock music and a very excellent song request system.

Radio Free Colorado by Radio Fan January 6, 2008

lork on the clorf 

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.

"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"

lork on the clorf by crack January 6, 2004

colorado 

a place that is the most entertaining state in the history of the world and you say people wanna leave... but the high school kids who go out of state for college transfer back because its THAT good.

I am transfering back to colorado because the east coast is now as relaxed nor entertaining

colorado by brec November 17, 2005

Colorado 

A state with extreme scerenity, significant sunshine (over 300 days of sunshine a year in Denver) and the best opportunities to enjoy the outdoors. The Rocky Mountains make it the state with the highest average elevation. Denver, its capital and largest city (population 570,000), is called the “Mile High City” because it’s capitol is exactly one mile in elevation. Denver is consistently ranked among the top of America’s “fittest” , “thinnest” , and “most educated” cities. About half of the state’s 5 million residents live in the Greater Denver Metro area. Other important population centers include Colorado Springs, Pueblo and Fort Collins—all of which are located on the eastern edge of the Rocky Mountains. Colorado has extreme variations in climate. People in Denver can get a tan and snow ski in the same day. The enormous flat plains of eastern Colorado get huge thunderstorms in the spring and summer that make for a great lightening show and tornadoes. Colorado is where the song, America the Beautiful was written. “For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plain” describes Colorado to a tee. Beef cattle and wheat are its two largest agricultural products.

I wouldn't mind living in Colorado. It's progressive, has a reasonable cost of living and generally friendly people.

Colorado by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

Colorguard 

A section in marching bands that adds visual effect and serious awesomeness. They use flags (usually six feet tall), sabres, rifles, and ocassionally props. They are COMPLETELY SEPARATE FROM CHEERLEADING. Seriously. No connection.

Colorguard girl: *does quad*
Band member:
AHHH!!! You almost killed me!!
Colorguard girl:
...sissy...

Colorguard by choirperson February 15, 2009

Colorguard 

Hard work, blood, sweat and tears. Don't care about the haters because they don't know crap and most of of the girls are skinny get it straight bitches. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Did you see those colorguard guys from the Concord Blue Devils toss that ensemble nine on rifle? I did. Bitch.

Colorguard by secretagentpterradactyl November 28, 2009