A man who wants to disappear who wants to be happy but doesn't deserve it bc he feels lonely and has to accept it he feels unwanted
by Cursedknightofohio February 2, 2023
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by Nilmoz February 21, 2023
Get the Colin mug.The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023
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Mathew: He's nice but does not care about anyone other than himself
Sarah: no, he's just colin LIKE, bleh
Mathew: He's nice but does not care about anyone other than himself
Sarah: no, he's just colin LIKE, bleh
by FeetLoverLOL November 6, 2023
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Get the Colin mug.Colin is the sexiest man alive. He's absolutely fucking packing with a 9-inch cock. He'll cream pie you and get you begging for more cum every time. He is also the most jacked dude ever and if any other guy tries to fuck one of his girls, they will get paralyzed.
"Oh shit! I slept with Colin's bitch, he'll send me to heaven."
"Colin left me screaming and moaning last night."
"Colin left me screaming and moaning last night."
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Get the Colin mug.A special human beeing. Coming from his prison keeper parents. A very retarded and not so smart kind of person. Someone who puts no effort into keeping his grades up in school. Also is very easily triggerd andd has a short fuse. Tends to get mad over the stupidest things.
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