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coffee job

The act of swishing hot coffee around inside your mouth before giving a blow job.
"Man!! My wife gives a kick ass coffee job!"
by elliechris October 4, 2009
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coffee swings

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!
by maximus April 22, 2004
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Spill the Coffee

Same as spill the tea but spilling the coffee means telling a lie to make the gossip fake, usually done to avoid drama.
R:"BITCH!! when are you going to spill the coffee?

A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"
by asdf27890 June 7, 2018
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coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee
i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face
by slapapig September 23, 2003
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White Coffee

The opposite of black coffee. Where black coffee has no cream or sugar, white coffee has loads of sugar and mounds of cream, thus giving it a white appearance.
Mostly drunk by trendy American college kids at Starbucks who like to be "hip" by drinking coffee even though they can't stand the flavor.
Trendy kid 1: "Hey, man, you wanna get some coffee? It's totally groovy!"

Trendy kid 2: "Sure, man, let's go to Starbucks, where all the rad kids hang out!"

Trendy kid 1: "I'll have a tall frappucino with an overpriced sandwich."

Trendy kid 2: "And I'll have a regular coffee, but put lots of cream and sugar in it. I only drink white coffee."
by Izzy del Bosque June 14, 2011
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coffee nap

A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
by KMFD October 8, 2007
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coffee ass

Something that smells like ass yet is similar to a coffee smell. Aka kinda smells like shit.
Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!
by greenmetblue July 5, 2016
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