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cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.
Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016
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Cock Inspector

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises
J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.
by Jonesy! July 11, 2016
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Cock throat

When giving head, the throat becomes irritated, and chaffed.
Can you hand me that coke, I've got cock throat.
by Latinlover01 December 30, 2016
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cock advance

The opposite of cock block. Advancing your own interests in a female ahead of another guy.
Jeez Ben was supposed to be Brendan’s wingman, but instead cock advanced himself and went home with Anna!
by BransonTeapot420 November 9, 2020
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Cock Mulligan

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.
Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.
by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020
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Cock the hammer

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
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Cock Ring Era

A period of time (generally after a breakup) in which a man engages in multiple female love interests and an increased negligence towards female emotions.
“Dude did you hear Dylan just broke up with Alison”

Yeah man he’s in his cock ring era”
by Bratelvis October 28, 2023
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