Ben 'o' Clock

When someone named Ben has to go to bed at 10pm

Ben: Okay guys I have to go now
veryone: Oh yeah! It's Ben 'o' Clock!

Example 2:
"Where is Ben?"
"He's offline. It's Ben:30. He left half an hour ago."

by PineappleSugar March 1, 2015

cloaking

Sticking on a condom.

You can be sure I cloaked myself before hooking up with that skanky ho.

by Man Bringer-Downer December 18, 2003

clock in/clock out

verb: to finish something very quickly and efficiently

So did you ever get with amanda yesterday?

Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.

by Garrett666 August 17, 2007

Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

chook

An Aussie slang word for chicken that's commonly used as a 'nice insult,' especially when somebody has done or said something really obviously retarded that's only worth laughing about. Similar to that of a 'dag.'

Morgan: I got hit by a bus yesterday
Ted: oh yeah, what happened?
Morgan: I was standing in the middle of a road
Ted: ha, ya bloody chook

by Leeeeeeena October 8, 2006

cloak

Cloak is another way of leaving without anyone else knowing.

Geoff: Hey where did stan go?
Kyle: I don't know, he must have done a cloaker
Geoff: he is such a @?*!

by **-Laurie-** December 4, 2007

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008