Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

cleetirous

A hicks cousins clitoris

"Damn bobby you did done destroyed that cleetirous last night"

by DoucheNozMcgee December 12, 2016

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018

cherti

cherti might be pretty, but she can be a bitch at times! her voice sounds like dora which is incredibly annoying, but she's the sweetest to all of her friends, if your not her friend then she'll be like a bitch to you!

girl 1: WOW THERES CHERTI
girl 2: don't try she only likes her friends like kelly or chelsea ugh

by idkx123 June 20, 2017

Certified Flexer

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone

This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .

by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017

certified burger

Juulien

That kid Juulien is a certified burger.

by juulien June 17, 2018