Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside

It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.

He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..

"Dang, bro, my girls vagina.. It's cream on the inside clean on the outside!"

by jdub09 July 11, 2009

clean the tuna bowl

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)

Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006

cleanmonster

Another word for a sweeper truck. Nothing more terrifying than when you're ambling down the street, minding your own business and lost in the contents of your iPod, when suddenly you sense a presence behind you. You turn round to find a great big monster of clean sweeping at your heels, operated by a scowling midget whose only mission is to envelop you with its swirling brushes and sweep you into oblivion. The worst thing is even though they trawl the streets striking fear into the hearts of pedestrians, they don't even remove any of the dirt, they just swirl it around to make it look like they've done something useful.

"Argh, I am being chased by a cleanmonster!"

by Zara Drei May 22, 2008

cleaning the basement

something that never gets done

Haha i'll go out with you when im cleaning the basement

by Breckenridge July 3, 2008

cleadament

cle-ad-uh-ment - adjective - a mixture of purposeful arrogance and incompetence.

Eg., "He was strangely cleadament about his new job as a taxi driver, given that he knew neither how to drive nor his way around the city."

Also cleadamentarian (eg. “The Bush presidency was not only boastful, it was incapable of governing – it was virtually cleadamentariam.”).

by jjairborne January 13, 2009

clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.

girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.

by belle16 March 11, 2009

Clafoutis

Pronounced 'Clafoutey', it is a synonym for woman's genitalia, vagina, pussy, etc. that takes it's name from a french cherry dessert.

E.g. Do you reckon she'd let me touch her Clafoutis?
E.g. I bet her Clafoutis smells nice.
E.g. Those jeans are a bit tight – I can almost see her Clafoutis.
E.g. Do you reckon she shaves her Clafoutis?

by WhiteyYT August 4, 2010