cleadament 

cle-ad-uh-ment - adjective - a mixture of purposeful arrogance and incompetence.

Eg., "He was strangely cleadament about his new job as a taxi driver, given that he knew neither how to drive nor his way around the city."

Also cleadamentarian (eg. “The Bush presidency was not only boastful, it was incapable of governing – it was virtually cleadamentariam.”).

cleadament by jjairborne January 13, 2009

Claramentum

The Guardian Angel of patience who teaches that a conscientious spirit brings ones heart into a state of peace, to ignite the virtue of patience, leading to the harmonious unification of ones being with all things. Similar to the High Priestess, meditative, unmoving, unreactive, whole, benevolent. Claramentum is the state that preceeds the true realization of ones pure identity beyond that of the physical and 3rd dimensions, the identity of ones spirit. Claramentum recognizes that all people, all things are our soulmate, this recognition extends to am omnipresent state that recognizes the self in all things and therefore embraces them with agarpe love which is the true nature that all human spirit originates from. Numerological number association is 33, Christ Like consciousness in the Law of One and Service to Others. Claramentum in everyday life represents twinflames, romantic soulmate union and catalystic personal evolution that surpasses familiar states of consciousness into realms of higher awareness within more advanced dimensions in the multi dimensional field.

Every emotion I have tells me if I am drifting closer to or further from myself, my true being is the Claramentum guiding me home to the truth in feelings, so I may feel wrong within when a thing is false unto my soul and compelled toward the truth where I feel whole once again and always was, though I could not see until now.

Claramentum by JSchwab April 8, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012